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Uwe Boll Thinks He Can Beat Indiana Jones 4 At The Box Office

Uwe BollOh man, its official... not only is he a bad film maker, he's a certified jackass.  Just look at his face.... doesn't it make you want to beat up babies, lol.  No I'm kidding, but seriously, he's crazy.

Blood-Disgusting is putting out an email that Boll sent out telling us that his new horror-comedy 'Postal' is set to debut in theaters on May 23rd, the same day that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull comes out.  Whats the difference, Boll movies make no money anyways... but he thinks he can WIN!!

Bloody-Disgusting shares the email:

"On the Indiana Jones weekend - May 23 - we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up - would Michael Moore say!"

"Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as 'Nazi Theme Park Owner' outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler's List!"

I'm going to go out on a lim and say that Oooooovey was just screwing around and making fun of himself because he knows he sucks.  On the other hand if he thinks Postal, which has gotten decent early reviews,  is going to have a chance in hell beating Indy 4 in the box office then he's truely a loser and simply nuts.

Its obvious no one is going to take him seriously.  Its more funny then serious.  I like how he says Spielberg is sloppy.  Boll only wishes he can be half the director Spielberg is, haha.

What an idiot.

-Phil

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